Late fall is the perfect time of year to prepare horseradish sauce. Your horseradish plants have spent all spring and summer developing and growing delicious leaves (you’ve been snacking on those and throwing them into salads, right?), and now the first frost has appeared. Those tender leaves have died back and and the plant goes into survival mode, stockpiling sinigrin in the roots to protect itself from predators of the insect kind, and amping up its pungency.
What’s sinigrin and what does it have to do with horseradish? Shame on you. Shame, shame, shame. I already wrote about it here: Horseradish: A Chemical Explosion in Your Mouth. All the cool kids read it. If you somehow missed it, click the link. If you need a refresher course, look at the figure below.
So what we’ve got here is sinigrin, a glucosinolate, that when mixed with the enzyme myrosinase, hydrolyzes sinigrin, which then through a nifty rearrangement converts to allyl isothiocyanate. This is what gives horseradish its pungency and noxious aroma. Isothiocyanates are such Devilish things. But if we want to stop the process, we can add acid, like vinegar, and convert the aglycone intermediate (in brackets) to a safer allyl cyanide. Pretty simple, right? Who said organic chemistry was hard?
So what’s with the “poison gas” part in the title? Well, allyl isothiocyanate is a lachrymator that causes tears, corneal pain, and even naseau. And that pain is mediated by the transient receptor potential family of ion channels, specifically the TRPA1 receptor (1), which is closely related to TRPV1 of capsaicin and chile pepper pain. If you want to call it a tear gas or a chemical weapon, you might be a bit dramatic, but I wouldn’t stop you, I’ve got first-hand experience with it.
The time is late November and we’ve had a few light frosts. The horseradish leaves are dead or dying, and covered with fallen leaves from the overhanging hickory tree. So I round up my Dad, here for Thanksgiving, and the one intrepid daughter, of the three, willing to brave the cold, windy day, and we head out to the garden. I dig up the roots the best I can and hand them to my girl, who’s always happy to be in the garden with me. Check that, she’s always happy. My Dad? Not so happy. He’s grown accustomed to the nice weather of “God’s Waiting Room,” a.k.a. Florida. But he’s still out there, taking in the beauty of a half-dead plant and some scraggly roots. He’s looking forward to getting back inside, but if he knew what was coming, he’d have probably stayed outside.
Back inside the warm confines of the house, I cut off the tops of the horseradish roots, rinse off the dirt under water, and scrub them clean with a wash rag. The “typical” method of preparing horseradish is to grate or grind the horseradish with an equal amount of water, wait a few minutes for the allyl isothiocyanate to build up to the desired hotness, then quench the reaction with a tablespoon or two of vinegar. Throw in a pinch of salt, and you’re done. You’re always cautioned to do this in a well ventilated area or outdoors. But screw that. One, it’s cold outside, and two, and most importantly, I’m a Scientist.
So I take the roots and grate them on the smallest holes of that crappy cheese grater you see in the photo, and the result was a mild horseradish smell and flavor. I scoop it up and throw it into the blender jar of the Magic Bullet with a bit of water and blend away. Knowing I want my horseradish on the spicier, hotter side, I let it sit for about 3 minutes. With the lid still on. Doing so keeps all that allyl isothiocyanate goodness concentrated inside the jar. Is this a good idea? Of course not, but it’s OK, I’m a Scientist.
Giddy like a kid on Christmas, I gingerly unscrewed the base of the Bullet, carefully lowered my nose to within an inch of the open jar, and . . . inhaled deeply. The result was a bit worse than I expected. My eyes burned and teared up instantly, my lungs were scorched, and it was hard to breathe for a second, like I had the wind knocked out of me. A few moments after that, the nausea set in as I could sense a foul tasting burn from my esophagus to my gut. What came next was based purely upon instinct, carefully honed from decades of lab experience.
“Here, Dad, smell this.” Because I’m not only a Scientist, but also kind of a dick.
I wanted to end this post with me being a dick, but there are obvious questions you all have:
- Is this true, and
- How did the horseradish turn out?
1. Absolutely. And I’m not even sorry about it. If my daughter had been there, I would have handed it to her instead of my Dad, but she’s smart, and bolted. My Dad? Not as smart. He made the mistake of trying to spend “quality time” with his son. This will teach him.
2. It’s good. Not spicy hot, but a great, natural, horseradish flavor. I think it benefits from sitting in the fridge for a few days as the flavors mingle and get to know each other.
So, horseradish is easy to grow and even easier to prepare, but just watch what you inhale . . . and don’t be a dick like me. I guess I did get the ending I wanted.
1. Brône, Bert, Pieter J. Peeters, Roger Marrannes, Marc Mercken, Ronny Nuydens, Theo Meert, and Harrie J.m. Gijsen. “Tear Gasses CN, CR, and CS Are Potent Activators of the Human TRPA1 Receptor.” Toxicology and Applied Pharmacology 231.2 (2008): 150-56.